The Stab in the Dark Massage:
Massage by blind Cambodian men. Be prepared to be insulted about your size, asked how many kilos you weigh and told you eat too much.
The Bare Bottomed Basting Massage:
Massage by two Cambodian women, one perched over your bottom on the table, the other messing up your hair by digging her fingers into your scalp. Be prepared to have your clothes whipped off, your dignity diminished and your birthday suit smothered in oil. Thankfully you don't end up shoved in an oven with the roast potatoes.
The Bone Cruncher Massage:
Hand massage by Cambodian woman or man. Be prepared for deep tissue agony all over your arms.Make sure you have arm rests to dig your nails into. Then your fingers will be pulled out one by one, until successfully cracked and flicked into oblivion.
Baha! What a lovely smorgesboard of experiences! Don't worry - we'll go to Painless Massage when you're here in MArch. x
ReplyDeleteOh hello, Painless.I dream of it! Going to be hard to part with more than $10 for a massage though! x
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